Krusty Entertainment
Krusty Entertainment
Krusty Entertainment
Forty years of making children...

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

  • 🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
  • 🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
  • 📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
  • 🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

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⚖️ Legal Sea Foods with Lionel Hutz

Jan 7
⚖️ Legal Sea Foods with Lionel Hutz - Flyer

About

Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!

Legal advice from Springfield's finest law-talking guy! Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law (business card printer at large).

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story.'" - Lionel Hutz

Tonight's Seminar

  • How to Read Contracts - (Hint: don't, just sign)
  • "That's Why You're the Judge and I'm the Law-Talking Guy"
  • Business Card Printing Workshop - We use the finest crayon
  • Smoking in Court: Pros and Cons
  • Free Breadsticks - Technically a loophole

Lionel's Credentials ⚖️

  • Graduate of "Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne, the Louvre"
  • Never convicted of anything they could prove
  • Office located "above that S&M place on Fourth Street"

"Care to join me in a belt of scotch?" "It's 9:30 in the morning." "Yeah, but I haven't slept in days."