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SUMMARY:⚖️ Legal Sea Foods with Lionel Hutz at Moe's Tavern
DESCRIPTION:Works on Contingency? No\, Money Down!\nLegal advice from Springfield's finest law-talking guy! Lionel Hutz\, Attorney at Law (business card printer at large).\n\n"Mr. Simpson\, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Neverending Story.'" - Lionel Hutz\n\nTonight's Seminar\n\nHow to Read Contracts - (Hint: don't\, just sign)\n"That's Why You're the Judge and I'm the Law-Talking Guy"\nBusiness Card Printing Workshop - We use the finest crayon\nSmoking in Court: Pros and Cons\nFree Breadsticks - Technically a loophole\n\n\nLionel's Credentials ⚖️\n\nGraduate of "Harvard\, Yale\, MIT\, Oxford\, the Sorbonne\, the Louvre"\nNever convicted of anything they could prove\nOffice located "above that S&amp\;M place on Fourth Street"\n\n"Care to join me in a belt of scotch?" "It's 9:30 in the morning." "Yeah\, but I haven't slept in days."\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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