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Krusty Entertainment
Krusty Entertainment

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

  • 🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
  • 🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
  • 📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
  • 🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

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Dr. Nick's Medical Seminar

Oct 26
EDT Weekly · Monday
More dates Mon, Nov 2 Mon, Nov 9 Mon, Nov 16
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Hi, Everybody! HI, DR. NICK!

Medical advice from Springfield's most affordable doctor!

"The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!" - Dr. Nick Riviera

Tonight's Topics

  • The Knee Bone's Connected to the... Something - Anatomy basics
  • "Call 1-600-DOCTORB" - The B is for bargain!
  • Inflammable Means Flammable?! - Who knew!
  • Organ Identification - Which one goes where?
  • How to Perform Surgery - On yourself, if necessary

Dr. Nick's Credentials 👨‍⚕️

  • Hollywood Upstairs Medical College (Class of Whenever)
  • "You've tried the best, now try the rest!"
  • Zero malpractice suits (that stuck)

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. Please consult a real doctor. Like Dr. Hibbert.

"Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

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