Forty years of making children...

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

Lurleen Lumpkin

Your wife don't understand you,...

Your wife don't understand you, but I do.

Springfield's sweetheart of country music, discovered at the Beer-N-Brawl by her former manager Homer Simpson. From humble waitress origins to chart-topping success, Lurleen brings heartfelt honky-tonk to venues across the state.

"I've been down so long, it looks like up to me." - Lurleen Lumpkin

Hit Songs

"Your Wife Don't Understand You"
"I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears"
"Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It"
"Bagged Me a Homer"

Stand by your ma-aa-aan...

Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.