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SUMMARY:🍩 Lard Lad Donut Eating Contest at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍩 Mmm... Competitive Eating! 😋\nHomer Simpson's record: 47 donuts in one sitting. Can you beat it? 🏆\n\n"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Contest Rules\n\n🙌 No hands for the first round (face-first eating only)\n🎀 Pink frosted sprinkled donuts only - Homer's favorite\n🗣️ "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" must be said after\n⏱️ Time limit: 30 minutes or until you give up\n\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 1st Place: Golden Lard Lad statue + year supply of donuts 🍩\n🥈 2nd Place: Giant pink donut pillow\n🥉 3rd Place: Antacids and our respect\n\n⚠️ Medical Disclaimer\n\n🩺 Dr. Hibbert will be on standby ("Hehehehe!")\n💊 Tums provided\n🤢 Bucket available (no shame)\n\n"I've eaten eight different kinds of honey!" - Homer (training regimen) 🍯\n
DTSTART:20260103T200000Z
DTEND:20260103T220000Z
LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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