Forty years of making children...

Forty years of making children laugh (and occasionally causing lawsuits).

From seltzer bottles to heart bypass surgery, Krusty the Clown and his team deliver the finest in family entertainment that lawyers will approve. We've survived product recalls, tax evasion charges, and that incident with the monkey.

"I heartily endorse this event or product!" - Krusty (for a fee)

🤡 Our Services

🎭 Live Comedy Shows - Sideshow Mel not included (extra fee)
🎈 Birthday Parties - Mr. Teeny available for appearances
📺 TV Tapings - Be part of the Krusty the Clown Show!
🍔 Krusty Burger Catering - Partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

⚠️ Warning: Not responsible for any product endorsements, merchandise defects, camp experiences gone wrong, or Sideshow Bob-related incidents.

Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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Max Power Networking Night

Name: Max Power Networking Night
Start: 2026-01-06T19:30:00-05:00
End: 2026-01-06T22:00:00-05:00
Location: Springfield Community Center

Jan 6

Tuesday, January 6 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM

Springfield Community Center Springfield

About

Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪

You strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!

"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song

Network with Springfield's Elite

Name Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name
Meet Trent Steel and other successful people
Power Handshakes - Firm, meaningful, intimidating
Business Card Exchange - Make yours memorable

Power Naming Tips

Names inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!
Two power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"
Avoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)
Aim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"

Featured Speakers

Max Power (née Homer Simpson)
Rock Strongo - Motivation specialist
Trent Steel - Success incarnate

"His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear!"