Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).
Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson
📋 Recent Events
- 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
- 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
- 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
- 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796
Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.
⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.
About
🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
The championship telephone game tournament!
"By the end of the meeting, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend
🎮 Tonight's Game
- 📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!
- 👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos
- 🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger, the better
- 👨⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish
📋 How It Works
- 🗣️ First person gets a sentence
- 👂 Whisper it to the next person
- 🔄 Repeat until the end
- 🤣 Laugh at the result
🏆 Scoring
- 🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)
- 🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!
- 🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN
"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."