Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.
From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.
"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)
š„ Now Showing
- 𦸠McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
- 𦹠Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
- š Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
- š» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October
šæ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.
"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"
Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.
From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.
"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)
š„ Now Showing
- 𦸠McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
- 𦹠Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
- š Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
- š» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October
šæ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.
"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"
About
GABBO! GABBO! GABBO! š
He's here! Springfield's favorite ventriloquist dummy returns!
"All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s!" - Gabbo (on a hot mic)
Tonight's Show
- Gabbo and Arthur Crandall perform their greatest hits
- "Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!" - Mr. Burns, confused as always
- Special Appearance - That 2nd-rate ventriloquist, Krusty
- Musical Numbers - "Gabbo! Gabbo! GABBO!"
Famous Gabbo Quotes
- "I'm a bad wittle boy!"
- "GABBO! GABBO! GABBOOOO!"
- "All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s!" (the incident)
ā ļø Warning: May contain phrases that sound like profanity. Ventriloquist will deny everything.
"Gabbo is great! Gabbo has all the answers!"